Note: This post was written while Obama was on his 2010 vacation to Martha’s Vineyard.
1. Start a lobster colony in the South Lawn fountain
2. Plant ice cream for Michelle in her vegetable garden.
3. Reach out to a Republican – and break his arm.
4. Open the South Lawn Driving Range for business.
5. Give Ahmadinejad just one more chance.
6. Tell Rahm to put some clothes on during senior staff meetings.
7. Announce the start of the Autumn of Recovery.
8. Suggest a compromise – keep the mosque where it is but move Ground Zero instead.
9. Start planning winter skiing vacation in Gstaad
10. Try to figure out where in the White House he left the Hope and Change.