1. Use free single day enrollment coupons for the John Kerry School of Windsurfing.
2. Keep criticizing Fat Cats except when have breakfast, lunch, cocktails or dinner with them.
3. Take a class learning to make caviar from scratch.
4. Attend the Martha’s Vineyard Annual Small People Appreciation Festival.
5. Resist playing golf, unless it’s daytime.
6. Send postcards to Ahmadinejad and Chavez but NOT to Netanyahu
7. Play a family game seeing who can think of the worst part of the Panama City, Fla., vacation.
8. Determine how many lobsters we can stuff in daddy’s golf bag.
9. Order Manhattan clam chowder just to piss off the waitress.
10. Let Biden run the country for a few days. On second thought, continue running the country even while on vacation.