A former Constitutional law professor yesterday said he has been trying to figure out “whose ass to kick” in order to solve the oil spill crisis in the Gulf.
The professor, who recently got a job as president of the United States, has been accused of failing to show emotion as the crisis winds on and criticized for not banging enough heads.
With the statement, he is making history by becoming the first president to use the word “ass” in public since Lincoln said of Gen. George McClellan, “Oh, what an ass.”
However, several observers believe they heard the exact same phrase as Lincoln’s muttered quietly much more recently – by former President Bill Clinton, when he was introduced at a state dinner to the actress Jennifer Aniston.
Below, we see a video for the former Constutional law professor uttering the word “ass.” It’s about two thirds the way through.